Something to eat there's nothing to eat for breakfast
Guy 1: Hey there's nothing to eat for breakfast
Guy 2: There's cereal right here
Guy 1: Oh that's total, I don't really like that
Guy 2: DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
~Tourette's guy
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utter and complete
to claim that a conlusion has been reached of grandoise proportions through using the least grandiose language imaginable
Without: "Not only have I passed my graduation and earned a place at the most prestigious educational institution in the country, I also achieved the higest results in the entire class and have bettered the school's highest ever grade. I'm extatic about the result and wish to take you all for drinks on me"
With: "I totally nailed my grad!! (~dude) Lets get fu##ing trashed!! (~dude)"
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A word used for emphasis. Makes you sound kinda "cheerleaderish" when you use it.
ie...
Random: I totally failed that maths test
Courtney: Your IQ drops by at least 20 points everytime you say 'totally'
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It's a word used by ditzy young girls that means definitely or for sure. Used to emphasize or reassure. As in:
He, like, totally dumped me!
OMG! Like, you must have been, like, totally shocked!
Totally!
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A word used by girly girls, poppers, and rich spoiled little brats. They use it in sentences, it doesn't really mean anything, its just their way of speaking.
-Are you going to do your makeup now, or in 30 seconds?
-Like, Totally, OMG!! Of course I'm gonna do it now, I can't let anyone see me without it, you know, like totally eeew.
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1. A word that makes a woman's knees weak when spoken by the love of her life.
2. An expression of utter coolness.
3. The smartest comment one can make in the margin of academic articles.
1. "The hegemonic dialectic surrounding the rising instance of rhetorical myositis ossificans is pedantic beyond belief." And in the margin: "Totally."
2. "Are you going to the bar tonight?" Response: "Totally."
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You don't mean to use it and seem like a damn dork around your cool cat friends. You are secretly trying to fit in because you played too much Pokemon and Mario Sunshine in the fucked up womb that you were born in.
You: I was totally trying to go see that guy the other night---
Stephen: Ohkay...
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