1. State of complete intoxication (ie, hammered, floored, wasted, smashed, destroyed, etc...).
2. When the total cost of repairs to a vehicle excedes the total appraissed value of the vehicle.
3. On a driving penalty scale, one up from DWI 3rd offense, one down from attempted automotive manslaughter (except in states where the above are equivalent).
1. I got so totaled I passed out on the bar last night.
2. My insurance provider told me to start looking for a new car when I totaled mine.
3. Al: I was drinking and driving last night, and something bad happened.
Bob: DWI, AGAIN??
Al: Nah, I totaled my car.
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A word used by girly girls, poppers, and rich spoiled little brats. They use it in sentences, it doesn't really mean anything, its just their way of speaking.
-Are you going to do your makeup now, or in 30 seconds?
-Like, Totally, OMG!! Of course I'm gonna do it now, I can't let anyone see me without it, you know, like totally eeew.
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1. A word that makes a woman's knees weak when spoken by the love of her life.
2. An expression of utter coolness.
3. The smartest comment one can make in the margin of academic articles.
1. "The hegemonic dialectic surrounding the rising instance of rhetorical myositis ossificans is pedantic beyond belief." And in the margin: "Totally."
2. "Are you going to the bar tonight?" Response: "Totally."
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You don't mean to use it and seem like a damn dork around your cool cat friends. You are secretly trying to fit in because you played too much Pokemon and Mario Sunshine in the fucked up womb that you were born in.
You: I was totally trying to go see that guy the other night---
Stephen: Ohkay...
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Medical slang.
A patient who needs everything done for him; a patient who can't do anything for himself.
I was up all night taking care of a total.
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a over used word that was first you by Valley Girls
Like, oh my God. I'm totally in love with Justin Timberlake!!!!
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Aight all of u r retarded.
Okay here is totaled.
If your car is worth $6000, and it gets sideswiped, and the repairs would cost $6000 or more, its totaled, if the damage meets or exceeds the value of the car, its totaled
Dag yo, my car got totaled, and I cant pay the $4000 to fix it, cause I just bought it for $3500.
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