Touch grass

It means you’re developing “chronically online syndrome” and need to go outside and get off the Internet for a while and get back in touch with reality.

“Gamers are so oppressed because femmoids hate men.”

“Dude, go touch grass.”

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Touching Grass

Something you haven't been doing

Person 1: Have you been touching grass?
Person 2: Whats grass?

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Touching Grass

Personally, Something I highly recommend you do.

"You have been playing Minecraft for days now, I think you should be touching grass."

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touch grass

What everybody in quarantine desperately needs right now

Bro 1: Man, I've been cooped up in my home for two months now
Bro 2: You really need to go outside and touch grass my dude

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touch grass

An insult used on people whose views of the world have deviated so far from reality that it makes you wonder, "Man, have they ever seen the real world? Do they ever go outside? Heck, do they even know what something as basic as grass feels like?"

"i'm dreamsexual uwu!! X3" "...go touch grass"

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Touch Grass

Something the average fortnite player hasn’t done in 4 years, they’ve also most likely haven’t had any female interaction in 4 years and will most likely be a virgin until they quit playing fortnite

Pro player: sweats on you
Nigga that actually gets pussy: touch grass you sweaty bitch

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touch grass

something you say to someone who basically never goes outside

bestie please go touch grass you've spent 4 weekends in a row at online debate comps

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