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When you are at a Bar/Restaurant trying to enjoy watching a Sporting event and some Fuck has to blurt out random words about the game like he has uncontrollable Tourettes Syndrome.
Me and Rich were watching the Blue Jays when Josh Donaldson was called out on strikes. The fucker beside us shouted " He's out!!" This poor retard must have Bar Tourettes.
This symptom occurs when a computer is too slow or crashes unexpectedly. The user of the computer becomes extremely agitated and starts madly clicking on the mouse and swearing uncontrollably.
When MS word froze, the author realized he did not save in the past 2 hours. Fearing that he would lose his work, he started to click wildly on the keyboard. When the title bar indicated (Not Responding), he suddenly developed a case of computer tourettes. Click, click %$#!@@?*&! Click, @$$!*&&$#@!
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A disease that strikes only during a match of FIFA the video game in which all social filters are erased when a player feels he was wronged by the game. This phenomenon is particularly prevalent in males aged 15-24
Kevin: "F@$%!!!!!!"
Kevin: "S&*@!!!!!"
Greg: "Kevin, your FIFA Tourette's is acting up."
Kevin: "F^&@ you man, I scored that f@$%ing goal!!!!!"
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A condition causing most overwieght 12 year olds to cuss and swear uncontrollably over the internet because someone powned them in a game or made fun of their mom. Most of the time the 12 year olds with this condition make absolutely no sense, write in ALL CAPS, and use alot of exclamation points!!!
Internet Tourettes Kid before getting attacked(PLUTO): OMG i am awesome i have a huge army of pikeman
Internet Tourettes Kid after getting attacked(PLUTO): YOU MOTHERFUCK SHIT MAN WHORE COCK I HATE J00!!!!!!!!!!
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A drunk, overweight man who happens to have Tourettes Syndrome. Tourettes Guy enjoys yelling, swearing and destroying. He is often filmed philosophizes on topics such as the difference between pissing and shitting out the window, the evil of head and shoulders, problems with Colgate Toothpaste (ONLY the one with Tarter Control) and how banana's deficate. Possibly the funniest man alive to date. Made famous by www.tourettesguy.com and it's creators.
PISSING OUT THE WINDOW AND SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!
Jon: You seen Tourettes Guy yet?
Scott: Hell yeah. I want Tourettes now!
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The uncontrollable urge to swear at and flip obscene gestures at the assbag drivers all around you; verbal road rage.
I had a severe case of Driving Tourette's this morning with all the dipshits cutting me off and slamming their brakes for no apparent reason!
The phenomenon that occurs when someone has the urge to type in obscene search terms on Google just to see what kind of hits you get. The likelihood of Google Tourette's increases with boredom or intoxication.
I found the sickest websites after typing "ass vomit" and "turdcutter" into Google. I must've had a case of Google Tourette's.
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