towel tea

a sex position, where the man hangs the girl by a towel from the ceiling and puts tea into her vagina. then waits underneath for it to drip out

"dayum girl, im thirsty, you wanna towel tea?"

Tea Towel Method

The usage of a Tea Towel To dry out the recievers anal passage and dry off the givers penis. then perform the act of anal sex without any lubrication.

Tea towel method: Getting a tea towel and drying out the anal passage and penis before anal sex

Son of a tea towel

A corny expression used (often by fathers) when experiencing discomfort or discouragement. A substitute phrase for "son of a bitch". used in situations where swearing is not suitable.

Drops Beer "Son of a tea towel"

tea towelling

When you are so completely dry that you absorb all of the other persons/people's sexual moisture

She was so dry I was basically tea towelling her