towed

having huge rims so it looks like your car is being towed

26 inches of chrome got me sittin so towed
See me in the driver's seat lookin so throwed

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Towing

When your penis can reach your ass and tow it along

I can tow, but I don't

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Tow

to give someone the boot, to dump.

"If he doesn't call me by Friday, he's getting towed."

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towing

To tow is to struggle. The exertion of strenuous effort against opposition.

Jack is really towing to get his assignment handed in on time.
Jill towed to get to work in the morning after a night of heavy drinking.

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In Tow

"In Tow" is a phrase that is used by Mexicans with Green Cards to indicate that they are towing an old, scrappy vehicle to sell in Mexico for very cheap. It is usually written on the back window of the said vehicle.

When I went to the gas station in Louisiana, I saw some Mexicans towing a Ford Ranger. On the back of the truck, it said "in tow"

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tow

To give someone a ride. It used to be used in the context of the bicycle, when you rode and had your passenger sitting on the handlebars. Now it applies to any form of transportation where a person getting a ride is getting the "tow", including cars, motorcycles, shopping carts, etc.

Yo son, I need a tow. Come scoop me, I need you to shoot me to the mall.

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towes

the blood that comes at the end of your menstrual cycle. a little bit shit brown in colour, sometimes has an acidy feel. named for vic towes,(pronounced taves) canada's current public safety minister.

" i'm sorry, i can't fuck you today, i've got the towes and i just don't feel sexy. "

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