Tower

A truly awesome structure, it will flourish despite the best efforts of the bar staff.

John: "Tower!"
Gaz: "Tower!"
Ste: "Tower!"
Pete: (in floods of tears) "No, no, no, I've got to take it back to the bar.

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tower

- an upright projectile belonging to the one named Micheal

Micheal's tower reflected the measurement of my own.

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Towered

To get fucked by multiple niggas at once

Hey bro did you hear last Saturday Lindsey got towered by the whole football team

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IKEA tower

The beacon home. The answer to our problems. The IKEA tower reminds us that from Water Sheep we come from to Water Sheep we return

I looked for my home and I saw it. IKEA tower leading me to safety and salvation

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Thomas Tower

When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and your brother. Typically followed by a brief chase involving a loaded pistol. See Earl Thomas.

We were at an Airbnb with a random woman and my wife walked in while my brother and I were raising a Thomas Tower.

Trump Tower

A 400 meter glass building in Chicago full of boats and hoes.

Alex: Wanna go to the Trump Tower?
Marty: Yes, sure.
Alex: SICK!!! Let's go hang with dem boats and hoes!

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tilted towers

Basically death

I went to tilted towers and died

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