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The act or process of secreting a combination of blood, urine, and semen from any one oriface by means of spontanious paristaltic contraction.
The first recorded instance of Trail Mixing was Performed by St Anthony the Great in the year 350. After spending a week in the desert in uninterrupted prayer, he miraculously Trail Mixed on the seventh day by divine command. This is also the only recorded instance of spontanious Trail Mix without stimulus in the history of mankind, although there have been stone age cave heiroglyphs depicting acts beleived by some historians to be of relation to a primitive form of Trail Mixing.
The term originates from the latin root "Nutus" which means semen. Nuts are always a primary ingredient in trail mix, as nut is always a primary ingredient in "Trail Mix".
My girlfriend was strokin' my shaft in the car and I closed my eyes and crashed into a brick wall at the exact moment I ejaculated. I pissed my pants in fear and jizzed at the same time the steering wheel hit my eurethra, which caused internal bleeding, and i proceeded to Trail Mix onto the car stereo.
Whilst masterbating to an action figure of Ghandi mounting a zebra, my pen pal dropped a nativity set on my crotchal region and I Trail Mixed onto his wisemen.
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The action of a male sticking his penis into a woman's vagina, then to her ass, then back to her vagina, and leaving a poo trail on the way.
I was nailing this chick last night, got bored and stuck it in her ass then trail mixed back into her vag...giggity.
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The act of smacking your buddies nuts and then punching him in the anus. Hence the "nuts" and "chooclate" making up "trail mix".
Larry: "Trail mix!"
Tom: "What? AHHH, Dude what was that for?"
Larry: "Had to get me some nuts and chocolate..."
Tom: "Your a jerk, now my sack is aching"
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1) A snack with multiple ingredients added to it such as pretzels, cheese-its, crackers, m&ms, and etc.
2) A person with multiple styles like they will dress girly one day then tom boy the next or maybe even country or alternative like another day or something like that. They just have multiple styles to them when it comes to clothes.
1) "Can you get a box of trail mix from the store on your way home?" Person said.
2) "What type of style are you?" Person #1 said.
"Oh I'm just trail mix." Person #2 said.
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The act of initiating multiple alternating entries into both of a woman's holy orifices during her time of cleansing, resulting in a runny trail of what appears to be dried cranberries and chocolate covered raisins, sometimes but not reliably including several varieties of nuts or corn.
I tried to give Ang a swift donkey punch but I didn’t know it was harvest time. Now I have trail mix stains all over the linen
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1. Rough sex.
2. An attractive person worthy of rough sex
Comes from:
I need a thick freak; I can't be fuckin' with frail chicks / 'cause when I bust a nut, I'll leave her pussy lookin' like trail mix."
- David "Strat" Campbell, in a freestyle
1. I hate clubs. The only reason I even go out nowadays is to try and score some trail mix.
2. Party #1 to Party #2: Hey man, check out that piece of trail mix winking at your from across the bar.
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When you flip over a keyboard of a system admin, programmer or other tech and bang on it. The stuff that falls out is "admin trail mix".
We were all disgusted by the admin trail mix that came out of Bob's keyboard and had to disinfect his desk with Lysol.