Traveller

Name: the equestrian mount of Confederate General Robert E. Lee during his service as commander of The Army of Northern Virginia in the American Civil War (a.k.a. The War Between the States).

During the Battle of Gettysburg, Traveller maintained his composure regardless of the bullets that were flying around himself and General Lee.

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travellers

pikeys, gypsies, a clever way of allowing hostelry owners etc. to hang racist signs without actually being racist.

"quick Alec" screamed his young friend. "get that 'NO TRAVELLERS' sign up, here come a load of gippoes."
gippo - "gravel yur droive zur?"
alec - "ckoff!"

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The Traveler

The act of farting in a woman’s purse and zipping it back up.

"The traveler" I gave the bitch some gas to go.

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travelitis

the mental paranoia that occurs during planning for a trip and packing for a trip that causes extreme worry about the actual traveling day and a raging fear that you will forget something.

Rebecca has travelitis; she's checked the weather fifty times and repacked three times and is constantly checking to make sure what time the flight leaves.

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traveler

A rather stinky shit that not only dominates the bathroom of its odor but also moves into the hallway and other rooms.

Who took that shit? That was a nasty traveler.

I had a traveler the other day that made people cry in fear all the way down the hall.

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traveler

Sexual arousal achieved simply through being driven around in the passenger seat of a vehicle.

That road trip was really "exciting"; I got a traveler every other day!

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The traveller

The traveller is a term used to describe the boner you get whilst travelling long distances.

Driver: hey whats wrong with you?

Passenger: nothin man jus got the traveller.

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