pick 'em up truck

the way that a redneck, usually one that hails from the Southern United States, refers to their pick-up truck. The added "'em" is the addition of Southern dialogue to the general name of a common type of truck, and usually makes the person driving appear to be of low intelligence

Cletus: Its a darn tootin fine day here in Mobile, Alabama.

BillyJoe: sure is Cletus, its mighty-fine. Wanna go for a ride in my fancy Ford F-150 pick 'em up truck?

Cletus: Yeeeeeeeehaw lets go!!!

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Dance to the beat of a backing up truck

questionable taste.

His taste in music is so bad he would dance to the beat of a backing up truck.

I'm not sure I trust you judgment. You dance to the beat of a backing up truck.

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Truck h Up

And inadvertent nonsense message sent when your messaging partner makes you all nervous and sweaty, impairing your ability to properly operate a smartphone or other touchscreen device.

Often blamed on a friend's meddling.

Texter 1: Truck h Up
Texter 2: You are horrid at sexting.
Texter 1: Sorry! That was my friend's fault. I let her type for me while I dictated but forgot she doesn't understand written English.