Boob Tube Baby

A child who is conceived because there was nothing good on TV that night and the parents were bored.

I don't have cable- so my first son is a Boob Tube Baby I blame it on the show "Charles in Charge". My second son was a sponge failure.

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boob tube binger

A person who can only watch tv by watching a large number of episodes or seasons of a show at a time. binge, binge tv, Netflix, Hulu, Amazon tv, Netflix and chill, tv series, tv seasons, television, tv, boob tube, streaming, cable tv, network tv, live stream, HBO, Cinemax, Showtime

I’m a boob tube binger, I watch at least 3 seasons each of my favorite shows each weekend.

Boob-Tube

The ability for a female to keep her boobs perky. As if she were wearing an invisible tube top.

"Did you see Dixie's boobs?"
"Yeah, they looked different"
"I think she broke her Boob-Tube.. Her boobs are hanging down to her belly button!"