the process of getting a large spoon of mayonaise and putting it in your mouth and chewing on it constantly making a irratating chunky mushy noise.
me and jimmy tucan grumping dongered last night it was epic shit.
Only dating people with brightly covered tattoos
Shut up, Iām tucan sexual now.
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When one eats out a woman who took a shit and didn't wipe and who is also on her period. Their face will look like that of tucan's beak. Bird noises noises encouraged but not required.
Did you hear that Johnny Irish Tucaned a bitch. He looked like he from the jungle.
"Tucan Disease", a disease in which it physically doesn't allow you to poke fun at others correctly and ever win an argument.
I sure wish I could make fun of him, but I have Tucan Disease :(
I was born with Tucan Disease, I want to be normal like all the shirleys
Stupid Tucan Disease, I can never win!
Its used to describe when someone use his nose to do an anal kiss
"Toby do to me a wonderful Tucan Kiss"