Turd

synonym for george bush

bush is a turd

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Turd

singluar form of poop. one piece of poop.

i was so bound up all i got out was a turd

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Turd

A piece if shit. Excrement.
2. an insult.

C'mon you turd!
Whoa, that turd clogged the toilet!!!!

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turd

usually a large blob or log of fecal matter shot and expelled from an anus in a most satisfying manner. A collection of these masses dropped in a fine deuce like manner will cause whats known as "breaking water". This is where the amount of turd is so great it stacks in a shape that breaks the precipice of toilet water level.

"go eat a turd sandwich"
"you are such a turd"
"I got to go turd my pants"

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TURDING

1. The act of being or acting like a turd
2. The act of wasting your life away by doin nothing & always complaining about everything.
Synonyms: loafing, slacking

John liked Turding around so much in life he never got stuff done and was basically a waste of oxygen all his life.

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Turd

Feces produced by either gender or sex. Also known as poo.

My cat did a turd.

Turding

The act of clogging a traffic lane because of texting or thinking the left lane is the free lane not a passing lane

Mary was turding on her way to work