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AKA "texas turn." When one realizes he or she is driving in the opposite direction he or she wants to go and makes an illegal U-turn right in the middle of the street.
Despite the name, "texas turn-arounds" are illegal in Texas.
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When your drunk and taking a shit and have to turn around and puke in the toilet
Dude, I was going to "upper deck" but ended up in a Texas Turn-Around.
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A girl who looks really hot from the backside, but as soon as she turns around, you see that she's old, not attractive, ugly, etc....
That girl over there, I was checking her out until I saw the front. She was a turn around let down.
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Lie your chick down and load two bumps of cocaine to each of her nipples. Then line a strip of salt vertically down her abdomen. Then place a 1oz shot of Patron on her belly button, and finally place a 1/4 slice of lime into her vagina. Once you have your partner situated, straddle over her head facing towards her feet. Then you shoot the two bumps of cocaine and continue the course to the trail of salt down her belly. Follow this with the shot of patron and finishing of with the chaser of lime out of her pussy. Form is very important in this process. As you are lowering down the course of her body you insert you penis into he house as you fall into the 69 position.
Couldn't believe he just did The Sassy Turn-around to that hooker in Vegas!
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This occurs when a non-jewish male wears any sort of Jewish Traditional item enraging a Jew to the point that he then seduces and has intercourse with the non-jew's girlfriend.
"What up dude?"
"Pulled the Tel Aviv turn around last night"
"How'd that go?"
"Her boyfriend dumped her, then she tried to kill herself by drinking perfume. So, you know, pretty much the best night ever."
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When you are attempting to assist an individual and they are extremely ungrateful lil shitz, to avoid conflict you TURN AROUND ON DAT ASS.
Impatient individual:
"That's NOT RIGHT!! You're wrong and dumb.I'm not dealing with this stupid place."
Patient associate talking to other associate:
"Girl I whipped my hair back and forth and will continue to turn around on dat ass until she gets her life together."
A move often made by those who are using EBT/food stamps but do not really need them. The person goes to a store and pays for all of their food with the food stamps. After walking away from the check-out lane, and possibly even going out to the car and putting the groceries away, they return and make some comment about having forgotten something. Then they go get their cigarettes and cases of beer. If possible, they enter a different check-out lane than before, hoping nobody will notice that they just used food stamps but now have plenty of cash for alcohol and tobacco.
Cashier #1: How many cases of beer did that woman buy?
Cashier #2: Ten.
Cashier #1: Wow. She must have spent more money than she did on food when she was in my lane just now.
Cashier #2: Did she pay with food stamps?
Cashier #1: Yeah, why?
Cashier #2: She came to my lane so you wouldn't see how much cash she has to spend on beer. Food stamp turn around.
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