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A surprise anal penetration during heterosexual sexual intercourse. Phrase coined by gigolos working in Tiburon, CA, to describe the phenomenon when working with wealthy women.
I got fired, because I gave her the ol' Tiburon Turnpike.
She wants to see me again next week, because I gave her the ol' Tiburon Turnpike.
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Sex act performed on a wealthy woman by a hired gigolo. The woman assumes any tantric Yoga position in hopes of engaging in deep cosmic tantric sex with her hired steed. The gigolo sensually inserts part of his 'linga' (cock) in her 'yoni' (cunt), and begins to make sweet, expensive love to her for about 5 strokes. He then removes his linga from her yoni, and shoves it all the way up her asspipe, proceeding to buttfuck her ass in a weird yoga position for a good 30 minutes or so. This is called the Tiburon Turnpike because of the high number of wealth women in Tiburon, CA who hire gigolos.
I was getting so bored I could barely stay hard, so I gave her the ol' Tiburon Turnpike.
Mrs. Jettison's rectum prolapsed during a Tiburon Turnpike.
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When a girl is dancing in a club and bends over so her hands are on the ground; usually up against a guy.
Oh man! We were at the club the other night and this girl was Jersey Turnpiking it the entire time
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Slutty dance made popular by Deena Nicole from Jersey Shore.
The instructions for the dance are as follows:
1. Bend over and place your manicured hands on the ground.
2. Make sure your butt is as high up in the air as it can be.
3. Grind up against a juicehead guido.
4. Bend your knees and yell "I'm a blast in a glass!"
1) The only dance that girl knows how to do is the Jersey Turnpike, she's so skanky.
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Taking acid and magic mushrooms together, lesser known as soul bombing
Mac double downed after taking some acid and took the turnpike to jersey by eating some magic mushrooms.
Take a shot of vodka out of a girls ass, then eat her ass
My girl and I did a Russian turnpike last night -Riley
in bartending, it is the process of combining all of the alcoholic residue from the bar, cup mats, etc., into a pint glass and giving it to the drunk who keeps asking for more.
Man, I gave Bill a jersey turnpike. In two seconds, the asshole threw up a garden state.
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