When you cut the tip off the condom and still out it on so the girl thinks she's protected.
Yo, Brian put on a turtle neck and straight jizzed in that bitch
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Refers to a circumcised penis. Also known as a German Helmet.
Bill loves it when Sandy kisses his turtle neck.
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The act of tucking a snus into the foreskin of an erect, uncircumcised penis.
β οΈWARNING: Beginners should refrain from double tucking
βYo bro, you coming out to the club?β
βNah man, gonna put on my Scandinavian turtle neck and call it a night.β
An un-circumsized penis
My penis looks like a bishop in a turtle neck.
When a male sticks his uncircumcised penis into a females filthy poop ridden butt hole, then peels back the foreskin and puts in on the females face. Like a turtle sticking its head out of it's shell.
Me: This bitch was pissin me off so i Minnesota turtle necked her.
Paul: Whats a Minnesota turtle neck?
Me: If you have to ask, you'll never know.
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When one partner is giving another partner oral pleasure. The receiving partner intentionally or unintentionally farts and when they fart they blow watery shit all over the neck and chest of there partner. Most often found in exotic locations were visitors stomachs are not acclimated to the local fare.
John and Susie were in mexico for vacation. Johns stomach wasn't feeling well from the water and or spicy food but Susie was feeling frisky from the margaritas and she went down on John dispite his condition as susie was down town giving John the business. John thought he could relieve some preasure out the back door. To John and Susies suprise when Jhon relieved the preasure out the back door he spayed liquid shit all over her neck and chest. Thus giving Susie a Mexican Turtle Neck
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this is basically a ANTI vsco girl jacket
person1: quick put on the turtle necks, the vsco people are approaching
person2: *puts on a turtle neck jacket
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