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The delicate moments right before one really, really has to take a shit, where the shit is literally poking its head out of the sphincter then quickly hiding inside again.
Man, on the drive home from Disneyland, I had to take a serious shit; I was totally turtling.
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A person who has retreated into a metaphorical shell in order to block out all life-related shit and responsibilities.
Joe: I'm going full turtle.
Amy: You can't! You have two essays to write tonight!
Joe: I don't care. I'm a turtle!
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When you have to poop so bad and it feels as if it is starting to poke out. Only to have you force it back in via a strong clench.
I must get back to the room I am Turtleing right now. Hurry Up! I am Turtleing!
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1. (zoology) Small sea reptile with a hard shell; see also tortoise
2. (surfing) Swimming style, where one flips over onto the back or top
3. (history, military) Protective shielded formation used in Ancient Rome
4. (programming) Terse RDF Triple Language, a RDF data model syntax
5. (slang) Slow
6. (slang) Person who took too long to realize something; syn. snail
7. (slang) Slow person, often walking directionless and confused
8. (slang, south USA) The trunk of a car
9. (slang, psychology) Person who hides in his emotional shell during a conflict
10. (slang, psychology) Person who feels so sorry for something they keep on apologizing
11. (slang, gaming, RTS) Defensive strategy focused on unit number
12. (slang, gaming, RPG) Defensive playstyle; syn. tank
13. (slang, sex) Person who hardly moves during intercourse, usually just laying down
1. Aww, look at that cute little turtle! (Turtle: hello!)
2. I turtled, flipped upright and started paddling again.
3. Soldiers, formation turtle!
4. You need to specify the prefix! Du you know nothing about turtle syntax?
5. C'mon dude, you're such a turtle! Get on with it!
6. He took so long to get that joke I made. Such a turtle.
7. She is turtling in the main square, she probably doesn't even know where she's going.
8. My car's turtle is bigger than it looks, mate!
9. As soon as they raised their voices, she turtled and didn't say a word the entire trip.
10. After accidentally hitting his friend, he turtled so much! He kept on apologizing and asking if he's okay for 20 damn minutes!
11. I'm gonna spam trash units and turtle.
12. All points assigned to health and got the heaviest armour. I'll be your turtle, you guys deal the damage!
13. Such a pillow princess turtle you are, I barely know you're alive!
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Turtles are reptiles of the order Testudines, most of whose body is shielded by a special bony or cartilaginous shell developed from their ribs. "Turtle" may either refer to the Testudines as a whole, or to particular Testudines which make up a form taxon that is not monophyletic.
Human : What's it like being a turtle?
Turtle: It's like being a walking house that eats lettuce.
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A nickname given to a male with a shaved head with a chin that sits close to his chest. His head will typically bob up and down like a turtle when eating.
Rascal: Psst! Hey homey! There's that Paisa from East Los again! Dude's chowing down on the nasty ass prison food!
Cuete: Look at his head bobbing up and down! (Mimes bobbing head and 'feed me' motion)
Rascal: We're callin' that muthafucka Turtle from here on out!
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