Twins

What a woman says when referring to her breasts.

"Man, the twins almost came out of my shirt to say hi!"

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Twin

This person does not have to be related to you by blood. They are someone you cannot live without. You've made that instant connection and it's over. Twins for life. You may get angry or upset at them but they'll always have your back and love you for who you are. You can tell them everything or you can tell them nothing, but they'll understand you regardless. You're more than friends, but less than the other.

Twin 1: "I love coke."
Twin 2: "Oh me too!"
Both: "Twiiiiins!"

And it goes uphill (or downhill) from there.

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twin

Verb: to bounce; leave; to roll up out of

Rima: This party's whack
Samar: Yeah, let's twin.

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Twins

A perfectly evenly sized pair of breast's

Chad: Oh Yeah! WOOOO! WOOOO! WOOOO!
Kiersten : Well I guess I just made you happy!
Chad: Hell yeah it's been a while since I seen the Twins!
Kiersten : Wanna caress them?
Chad: O thank you god I knew you were up there!
Kiersten : That will be $200 please!
Chad : Fuck that I can caress Steve's for free!
Steve : Hey Chad I heard you wanted to caress the Twins!
Chad : Oh! Oh Yeah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! MMMMMMMMMM! La La La La!
Steve : Oh I think I just creamed my pants!
Kiersten : Thanks a lot Steve your boob job is costing me business!
Steve : Don't hate me cause of my beautiful Twins!
Kiersten : Your a fuckin retard!

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twin

20 dollars worth of weed (2 grams)

if u pitch in 5 extra dollars, we can get a twin

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twins

Twins are everyman's dream as he sees two amazingly hot girls ready to make his night.

Dude1: Yo I had a tight dream.

Dude2: About what?

Dude1: Twins!

Dude2: I wish I had that man.

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Twins

Another one of the many referances to balls, testicals cherries or big round things between a guys legs

OMG that fuck nugget just punched me in the twins! omg i was climbing over that fence and i tore my nutsack on it and my twins jumped out and escaped

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