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A lesbian, or as you may refer to them, a carpet licker, rug muncher or bean flicker.
She is a right old curtain twitcher.
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someone who's eyes goes fucking crazy when eating a meal.
yo, Karen "the eye twitcher" was munching down a slice of pizza and it looked like her eyeball was about to pop out of her fucking head!
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A lesbian, or as you may refer to them, a carpet licker, rug muncher or bean flicker.
She is a right old curtain twitcher.
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While having sex, insert a dildo into your lady's vagina. Insert your penis, pushing the dildo inward causing involuntary muscle twitches and loss of limb control.
WARNING: Do not call doctor, in most countries this action is illegal and will contact the authorities.
I gave this chick a "Thailand Twitcher" last night and everything was going great...but then it backfired and now i cant stop sokdoksdk twitching!
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an expression used when lifting something heavy. it can also be used to describe other things, such as how cold it is outside.
Zane: Man those boxes were heavy! My balls are hanging to the floor!
Baron: Yeah that was a real ball twitcher.
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A person who has nothing better to do other than spy on their fellow Social Media friends for signs of gossip.
Their duties include:
1. Scour other people's social media profiles for news they can use for their own joviality.
2. Using partners/friends account so they can't be traced or twitched at themselves.
3. Check out how sexy members of the opposite sex are without the person knowing.
I'm sure so and so is an electronic curtain twitcher as they seem to know so much about me and we're not even friends.
the act of stimulating the pussy and ass by twitching the index and middle finger of both hands, one in the pussy, one in the ass while making strange buzzing noises. Scrinching your face into the "bitter beer face" is not necessary but an optional crowd pleaser.
Santa surprised Mrs. Claus with the four fingered twat twitcher udner the holiday table.
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