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A Jen Twitty is someone who is an illegitimate child to country singer Conway Twitty. We all know that as famous as he was, his "influence" was spread all over the world. He was married 3 times, but wasn't limited to those ladies alone. A Jen Twitty also doesn't realize that she's a long lost child, but a good Conway fan knows how to spot them. Too bad he never cared to love them too.
"What a lovely perm fro that girl has." -Geoffrey
"You mean Jen Twitty? She gets it from her dad." -Hans
"I've seen her dad, he has a bowl cut." -Geoffrey
"Not that guy, her real dad is Conway Twitty." -Hans
"Oh...I can see that." -Geoffrey
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A butchy, young-adult female that many people like to consider a heshe. She is rather large in size, and likes to wear tight bright pastel-colored pants that don't flatter her figure and make some people gag at the site. Can be seen, initially, as outgoing but after meeting her, most people quickly find her very annoying and try to avoid her at all cost. She often likes to be characterized as impulsively spontaneous, but most people consider her brainless and indecisive instead. She tends to act like an immature virgin, and is a one beer queer. Ultimately, a twitty-twat is considered very undesirable to males and females, alike. She also possesses many attributes like that of a twitty.
The twitty-twat wants to go to Las Vegas to start her career in prostitution.
Are you sure that twitty-twat is a female? Because she looks like an wretchedly ugly man to me.
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When you playfully tease someone on Twitter.
I totally just gave him a twitty twister when he tweeted about his love of unicorns.
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A grouping of words that is so funny when said aloud, that if you do not laugh upon reading it, your testicles will explode.
Note: If you do not have testicles, you will grow them then they will explode.
When teacher read "Twittie Mcdiddlefart" off johnny's paper, she shit her pants in front of the class.
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When sisters get a little bit too twitty with it.
brandon: oh hey baby sis u trynna get twitty wit it
lacie: no fuck off small dick dumb bitch
luke: ILL GET TWITTY WITH U BRANDON
brandon: come here then luke!
luke: Ahh! Ohh! Yumm? ur such a a good twitty tister brandon!
brandon: thnx i know!
lacie: you guys are fucking gay
brand and luke: WE KNOW!
mr twittie twister and his sisters
Twitty means (of a person or animal) unable to rest or relax as a result of anxiety or boredom.
The cat is twitty from pigment dispersion syndrome.
shorthand of twin titties(when you and your friend have twin titties)
someone really hot once said: "brooke and emma have twitties. they are twin flames"