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A stupid ass dance by hardcore kids, that ruined hardcore. Dance for idiots that are posers, are deluxe goonies, and think that think music is a lifestyle.
"Marlo! Let's go two step because we're hot, and cool, and even though NOBODY else thinks so. HARDCORE FOR LIFE!!! <3"
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a dance that was origionally created by 50 cent, the greatest rapper in the history of rapping. it's a hardcore dance done to music thats hard to dance to. it takes a lot of skill to do. only 50 cent can really rock it.
50 cent: yo im da greatest rapper eva...i created da two step!
me: omg 50. you're amazing!
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A phrase to show that someone is completely clueless. The Egyptian two-step in when a male exits the bathroom after urination but forgets to zip his fly, such that his junk swings to one side with a right step, then swings to the other with a left step. The male is totally clueless that this is occurring.
Did he realize that he just misfired the weapon in the wrong direction? No? Have him do the Egyptian two-step over to do some push ups.
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a.k.a. The Whiskey Shits. What occurs when you eat a large quantity fast food combined with a period of consuming alcohol. Known as a "two-step" because when you think you've finished shitting your brains out you wont get two steps away from the toilet before having to back up for another round.
I shouldn't have had that steak and gravy, it's giving me a case of the Tiajuana Two-Step.
I would stay out of that bathroom for a while, somebody put the Tiajuana Two-Step on it.
when a drunk bastard stumbles home from the bar after a fucking awesome night of partying down with your homeboys in Tinley Park, IL.
"Did you see Bobby get outa the car? He tinley two step'd it all the way to the front door."
"Yea, I'll do the "Tinley Two Step" all the way home, baby!"
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the process by which Jersey males skip dating, and the foreplay process and move directly from the first kiss to the first bang. Ususally happens in coastal towns, such as Seaside. Jaeger shots usually aid in this process.
Clark met a girl at the liquor store, gave her the ol' Jersey two step, and now she is prego.
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