two times tuesday

when a guy is fucking a girl and then pust on a strap on backwards and proceeds to fuck 2 girls on each side of him, but you can only do it on Tuesday

"Dude, i fucked your mom and your grandma in the Two Times Tuesday lastnight!"

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two timing skunk bastard

Someone who deserts their friends for slurry bitches

Joe Vitale aka two timing skunk bastard

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Two timing tit wrangler

A person who has a tendency to grope multiple or singular of different individuals breasts with ones hands. (usually occurs in a "gang bang")

This young jive is a two timing tit wrangler

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times two

to double

You can times two your investment if you join my Initial Coin Offering pump and dump.

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true times two

A statement attesting to the veracity of an assertion. Origination stems from the phrase, double true, made famous by Andy Samberg and Chris Parnell in their SNL skit, Lazy Sunday.

Guy 1: You could see Lindsay Lohan's smash up coming from a mile a way.

Guy 2: True dat!

Guy 1: True times two!

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two chicks same time

in reference to "office space", something i'd do if i had a million dollars

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?

Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks same time, man

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your-age-minus-seven-times-two

Derived from the half-your-age-plus-seven rule. Used to define the oldest that a romantic interest can be before the relationship is considered indecent. This rule is considered more accurate than the your-age-plus-half-your-age-minus-seven rule, which in some cases conflicts with the half-your-age-plus-seven rule.

Jackie and Dan were mutually attracted, but Jackie waited until she turned 21 to make a move on the 28-year-old Dan, thereby making it acceptable under the your-age-minus-seven-times-two rule.

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