The Two's

An infamous short strip of dorms located on the second floor of the Wagner Building at Stony Brook University. The residents there make up a tight-knit community, well-known for their hatred of outsiders and love of Skoal, domestic beer, and Chaka Khan.

GC: Where you at?
D-Rock: The Two's.

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two's

Sharing a cigarette between two people

"Do you want a cigarette?"
"Nah, i'll just two's you instead"

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two

To defecate

I have to go number two.

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two

The number that comes after 1 and before 3. it is the answer to the worst math problem ever.

one plus one equals two.

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two

a british number

everyone loves two from tpot

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[TWOS]

A secret society whom a group of people belong to who worship trolleys and Scientology. No you may not join this group, and no you may not destroy this group. They will remain unknown to the public eye whilst continuing their kr3w and you will like it.
This kr3w consists of the most br00tal beings around. They ride around in trolleys & pray to celebrities. Group hugs are also known to be frequent with this fine specimen of people. The 'pimp hat' is also rumoured to be a religious article in this kr3w. TWOS are also often reffered to 'station rats' or 'scum' and are known to rid boronia & the basin of what they deem to be "the non believers".
TWOS are too poor to buy any form of alcohol. This is why they buy V. There are people who have allegedly seen these people victimise cans of V on public & private property. If you see this kind of behaviour, from people who you believe could be TWOS, please contact your local police, as they are wanted for defamation of property and abuse of V cans.
These people are said to spend their time on urban dictionary, looking up hxc words, that only they are radical enough to use. This is why it is so easy for them to verbally rape you all.
TWOS are supreme!
CHODE, FTW!

Dayumm, them TWOS mother fuckers sure are a trippy group, aren't they?

I wish I could be in that kr3w, I mean, they are supreme and so freakin' HXC.

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two

The number of Hot Pockets in a box of Hot Pockets.

Hey kelly, let's get some Hot Pockets. We could get a box of two to split so we'd each get one!

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