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a sexual act involving a midget, Halloween decorations, baby oil, and a large sponge
Man, I would give that chick a "ukranian purple tortoise" any day, but i can't because her boobs are the same size.
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Classic adidas shoes with three stripes. Usually black or navy blue. As seen worn by volunteer fighters on both sides of the Ukraine front.
I see you're rockin those Ukranian combat boots today.
When a guy with a really long and skinny dick, spears fresh fruit, and has his bitch eat it.
Pat bought some pomegranite and kiwi, made a Ukranian Shish Kabob, and had jenny eat it.
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Placing a man's shaved scrotum on another person's face at some point during coitus.
As defined by Chris Hardwick.
The girl I was with last night was so impressed after I shaved my junk for her, she let me give her the Ol' Ukranian Tofu!
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It's when someone (guy or girl) gets double-penetrated by two guys with Eastern European names. This probably happens more in porn than in real life, but some of you may have more exciting sexual encounters than I do.
Dude, last night my buddy Alexei and I gave this girl a ukranian pig roast. It was hot as hell.
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(Must be done in Russia) When one does down on either a loose bitch, or an underaged hooker in a tanning bed. First you must take an Ambien. The process is started by the man prairie-dogging the woman while on top of her in the tanning bed. He then shoots his baby gravy all over her chest. By now the symptoms of the Ambien should kick in, and you both pass out on top of her, thus sticking together and getting some nice grill marks.
FUCK that's a good Ukranian Cheese Sandwich tan.
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The act of waving your hands in the air like your flapping your wings, yelling meaningless words, and banging hard at the same time.
I was giving my girl the Ukranian Dick Dragon last night, the people next door could hear it.
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