ulti-noob

A person who has been playing a computer for more then three years and is still a noob at it. 75% of the time, ulti-noobs will neva become good enough to be even a regular noob.

George: Rei, your such an ulti-noob, you've been playing this game for six years and your still crap.
Rei: Its not my fault i'm an Ulti-noob.. I think its hereditary?

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chut-ulti-kar

satiate the desire of a female to get fucked hard

Ramesh bahut koshish ke baad bhi savita ko chut-ulti-kar nahi kar sakay.

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chut-ulti-kar

satiate the desire of a female to be fucked hard

wants someone to chut-ulti-kar

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Ulti-Meat Pizza

A pizza in a porno movie. When the delivery guy opens the pizza box, the pizza has a hole in the middle of it where his cock is sticking out of.

Delivery guy - "Fat Joe's pizza delivery"

Hot porno chic - "I ordered the Ulti-Meat Pizza, can you show me please?"

Delivery guy - 'opens box' "did you order Polish Sausage on that Ulti-meat Pizza?"

Hot porno chic - "YES! OH MY!"

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Ulti-Meat Pizza

A pizza in a porno movie. When the delivery guy opens the pizza box, the pizza has a hole in the middle of it where his cock is sticking out of.

Delivery guy - "Fat Joe's pizza delivery"

Hot porno chic - "I ordered the Ulti-Meat Pizza, can you show me please?"

Delivery guy - 'opens box' "did you order Polish Sausage on that Ulti-meat Pizza?"

Hot porno chic - "YES! OH MY!"

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ulti-heady

A stinky, dirtier, lazier version of a hippy. Ulti-heady's are so worthless, they can't even be a heady spinner at a concert. They end up bumming shrooms and weed outside the shows, and never actually get to see any music.

Did you see that ulti-heady passed out in that puddle of piss outside Red Rocks after Phish???

Ulti

Ulti is a german Youtuber who does videos similar to Shimtex but different he does videos about Games and consoles and even the games companies.

He's part of the youtuber group Rotten Mushroom.

Most people like the fist 1-2 minutes, becouse of the cool into with music that's gonna make everyone catJAM

Ben: Did you know that ulti has the best into music?
Harry:Really? let me see.. catJAM