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An unconventional method of deciding whether your newborn will have an innie or outie belly button. After the baby is delivered, the doctor asks the mother to stand up in the middle of the room. He gathers his nurses around the mother, and 'serves' the bay like a tennis ball.
It differs from conventional tetherball in that the object of the game is not for either team to wrap the ball around the pole (or in our case, the baby around the mother) a certain number of times in their respective direction, but rather to be the one with the hit that induces the breaking of the umbilical cord.
Since the purpose of the game is to leave to form of the belly button up to chance, the doctor does not cut the umbilical cord down shorter after it has broken, no matter how long it is.
Our lawyers recommend not to play next to windows. While baby's bones are made of cartilage, a high enough velocity can still shatter a window, causing hundreds of dollars in damage. Health care in America is expensive enough as it is; having to pay extra for a delivery in order to compensate for the damages would be a tragedy for a family. (See also: ObamaCare.)
Person 1: My parents had the doctors play Umbilical Tetherball with me.
Person 2: Oh, cool! *Lifts up P1's shirt* So, you're an Aquarius from 1994!
P1: It's not as cool as it sounds. The game ended with an I.V. lodged in my frontal lobe.
P2: Yeah. But at least you didn't break any windows.
P1: I'm literally unable to wipe my own ass.
a term used by misogynists and gay men alike to describe something that completely sucks. references being in the womb (attached to the umbilical cord), which gay men and/or misogynists can view as the worst possible place they could possibly ever be.
Tim: god, my boyfriend won't let me top him without making a huge deal out of it. shit's so umbilical
Nabi: yeah, real fucking umbilical, huh? if that happened to me i'd feel like i was being shoved right back up my mom's pussy. god, i hate women.
Assume a woman's vagina is so dry that the condom sticks inside it. A partner can now pull it to a certain length and flick it back at her (if he hits the clitoris, one may call it a umbilical clit flick).
"Damn, the girl I wanted to fuck yesterday was so dry I could have done an umbilical flick.."
something that is fetishized by youtube kids videos
you should cut out the umbilical cord... NOW!!!
A newborn baby that is strapped to a helicopter by its cord and has a c4 placed on it. When the chopper is over the drop zone the umbilical cord is cut from the chopper and the c4 is blown when the baby hits the ground.
Right now I really wish my cousin was used as an umbilical bomber.
After a child is born in extremely rare cases the trimmed umbilical cord can over time, grow into a fully formed baby, a umbilical cord baby
The smiths were very surprised 2 weeks after their baby was born when the hospital called asking them to pick up their umbilical cord baby
The white cord attached to earbuds that you get when you've purchased an iPod---you'll often see people untangling these rather klutzy things on the bus or train when personal listening is called for. Sometimes makes you wonder if some people are permanently attached to those things...
Can't talk to that girl now---she's got her white umbilical cord on.