Uncle Joe

This boi is always horny. His nephews run when they hear him yell “WHICH ONE OF YOUR FUCKERS IS GETTING ON MY COCK TONIGHT”. Although he does buy his nephews lap dances at the club and buys them drugs and alcohol. He has an obsession with putting his nephews in a closet. Those fuckers basically live in there.

“Opens closet” Sam what happened. Uncle Joe put me in here. I screeched not the cock but he gargled that bitch anyways.

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Uncle joe

What is that cylinder in the blanket Joe... Joe? JOOEEEE STOP

Uncle Joe why ur pp go up

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Uncle Joe Biden

A term used to describe Joe Biden and his strange actions against women and young children.

Random Person: Hey, who is that sniffing women?

Random Person 2: That's just Uncle Joe Biden

Random Person: Now he's sniffing a child!

Random Person 2: Well at least he isn't Honald Glorf!

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Ur uncle joe a Toe

One of the most deadly roasts ever created if ur hit with one of these you are dead...

Timmy: ur mom gay lol
Bobby: No u
Timmy: ur uncle joe a toe

Bobby: *dies

uncle joe

On the Rag.

That bitch is being Wack it must be time for uncle joe to visit

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Uncle Joe

The morning after a night of drinking and you are moving kinda slow. Just as in the theme song for petticoat junction.

How are you feeling this morning Danny?

Man, that was a crazy night. I am feeling a bit "uncle Joe" this morning.