Uncle

The member of your family that is most likley to come into your bedroom in the middle of the night and show you his penis.

Uncle Bob: Hey Jimmy wake up.
Jimmy: What is it Uncle Bob?
Uncle Bob: I got a present for you, but it's in my pants. You have to fish it out.

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Tickle Tickle Tickle

My Uncle basement is my favorite place

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Parent's brother.

My uncle is a good person.

Uncle

The name you must call your mums boyfriend when you are little.

Uncle Les is the best uncle I've ever had!

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uncle

slang term for ant eater.

Aunt Jenny, why do they call that animal with the long nose and tounge an uncle?

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He is the one that is with us on our campaign.

On the road to the campaign tonight
Endless waves of troops following the path of Uncle
Thousands of flowers bloom for your victory
Dedicated to the party with a belief in unity
Victory Banner, Golden Star shining
Guide us along the path
March, we advance to liberate the South
Where our countrymen remain oppressed

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Uncle

One more thing! *smacks you over the head with two fingers*

"Magic must defeat magic!" ~ Uncle

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