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Having a ex having memories of and ex
New memory unlocked today gang
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Making a girl climax by stimulating her solely through text messages. Bonus points if no photographs were used. 2X points if you were multitasking the entire time.
-How is being home for break?
-Eh not bad, just unlocked textallion achievement with a girl from school. Totally did it while solving a calculus problem too!
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A Pop Culture-based Podcast based in Pensacola, FL, and hosted by Talon Westbrook taking a deeper dive into the lifestyle of Celebrities and Upcoming Artists.
Have you heard Talons' new podcast 'The Gag Unlocked Podcast' on Spotify?
"Yea, it was interesting"
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A girl who is easy and slutty.Usually someone who will fuck anyone insight even if they are ass ugly.
She is usually bigger and ugly herself but guys fuck her because they are despert.
Dude 1 She is a ""Swipe to Unlock" Girl"
Dude 2: She is so fat and ugly.
Dude 1: She is easy for a reason..
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Having your girlfriend/partner ready and all dressed up to go out, then turning her on and getting her to undress again with minimal effort.
My girlfriend came to pick me up for work, I was naked. She jumped me.. "achievement unlocked: ready to go"
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It is actually "the block on lock, the trunk stay locked, the glock on cock, the block stays hot"
See "Danger" from World Wide Underground -
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After university and previous previous employers and current parents and society work together to lock the banking services where its impossible to spend money a bank unlocking employer is required prior to restarting future university studies and the next potential employer where lawyer fees are required to begin receiving a salary for work purposes.
I didn't get hired by a bank unlocking employer for so long the bank never unlocked after locking due to miss intent. Now I wait for a bank unlocking employer to fix the bank unless a type of payroll system is administered?