Fucked-up Find-out

When someone becomes extremely intoxicated at a bar and uses their credit card to buy a round of drinks for friends, but doesnt remember it the next day. Then the billing statement comes and they wonder what the fuck the charge is from.

Drunken George decided he was going to use the plastic at the bar for a round of shots. He had a good time that night, but the following week he experienced the fucked-up find-out.

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swag up thug out

this is a very uncommon phrase typically used by overweight gay homosexual teenagers who are bored on facebook. it is commonly used as an ending to a status change, tries to represent a cool way to say peace out. but it doesnt work.

"What a fun night. hit me up. swag up thug out"
"Hitting up the guys at the bar tonight, swag up thug out"
''i was tricked so bad by sarah and camille and im gonna try and be cool by saying swag up thug out at the end of my status"

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suns up guns out

when a lacrosse bro bares their sexy arms on a sunny day.

Jeff: suns up guns out
Dan: Booyahkasha!!!

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Make up and make out

When two persons are tired of their unkept anger towards each other and decided to make amends with a hot make out session!

Matt: Clara, I've been thinking about how dumb our fight was, I really thin-
Clara: Oh Matt, let's just make up and make out.
Matt: yahoooo!
Or
Juan: Oh Keith, how much I have missed you! I'm so sorry for our fights! I want nothing more than to cuddle and love you again.
Keith: oh man Juan, let's make up and make out!

her's were taped up and out of the way

A chick that becomes {rude} and nasty for no reason to another chick. Unexpected behavior from a formerly decent female.

Against her natural nature she drops them down {balls} after being prodded by another meaner and nastier chick. I guess her's were taped up and out of the way!

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shape up or ship out

Be good or go away. Can be used as a retort to being called a 'fishwife'

boyfriend: i'm so sorry
girlfriend: you better shape up or ship out

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hang up and hang out

Used when a friend pulls out their phone among a group setting and fails to interact with fellow peers.

*friend pulls out phone during a group conversation*

"yo dude, hang up and hang out man"

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