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the penis that lacks honor, love, and control - it's a mean, heartless, angry, sad, stingy, hateful penis
"I'll be damned if these people out here have me walking around looking like a used tampon! No. Not today!"
the happiness (a penis) that is so hard to find
"Where did I put my used tampon?"
a penis that lacks discernment or any actual real taste in holes
"My used tampon almost went into the gutter last night. I had to save his one-eyed ass. You know he can't see that far!"
a disorganized, slutty, cruel, and mean penis
"I bed hop without mercy like a dirty little used tampon"
any penis that won't wait and organize the man's spiritual, personal, and legal affairs first before it had sex with anyone
Man 1: "Man, you look like a used tampon."
Man 2, smiling: "I know."
the penis of a fornicator
"I fornicate because I'm a used tampon."