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(fecal fetish) during sex, you have your partner be in a certain position where the anus is visible, then you take a pice of paper and roll it up into a tube, then stick it around the anus, then you suck while your mouth is on the other end of the tube and then you get a mouth full of feces.
hey baby i wanna perform the brown vaccum on you cuz im hungry.
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A fun trick to play on an female during intercourse. The male gets the female to go on her hands and knees and then he comes up behind her and right when she leasts expects it, he grabs her arms and pushes her around the room on her face.
God damn, last night the bitch wouldn't cook me dinner, so when we were about to fuck, i gave her the ol' vaccum cleaner!
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When a man sprincles cocaine from his belly button to his dick and has another person suck and sniff it of their dick
Tyler did a Vance vaccum on a man at a wrestling tournament
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to express the nothingness left on the area of the marsbar once a bite has been taken. also a piece of marsbar which has been broken into 2 seperate pieces to be shared with one piece significantly smaller than the other, thus being a vaccum marsbar
happycamper - "want a piece of this marsbar?"
CBlast - "woah check out the vaccum in the side of this marsbar"
vaccum marsbar
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To clean up one's room and living area in order to impress a potential sexual partner.
Sorry dude I can't go get lunch with you today I've gotta go do some sex vaccuming.
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She's the kinda girl that makes your toes go pop.
"that girl Sheila is a bonifide vaccum cleaner.
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a competition where fags insert their penises into a vacuum while it is running and see who can piss the most blood.
the loser has to shove 6 used condoms filled with toy cars into is bung hole and then go get an x-ray
after losing that vaccum fuck im not sure what hurts more, my dick or my anus.
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