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Tiny Vagina Syndrome (TVS)

A male post-coital mental state, induced by female partner with an abnormally small vagina, creating the perception that one's penis is larger than it actually is.

See Also: Large Vagina Syndrome (LVS) antonym

1. John suffered from a case of Tiny Vagina Syndrome (TVS) after returning home from a business trip to Thailand last week.

2. Male 1: "Man I ripped that girl UP last night."
Male 2: "Nah dude, I've seen that shit, I think you're suffering from TVS. Go take a nap."

by Dr. Brown Buffalo January 8, 2011

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cubicle vagina syndrome

when a male goes into a cubicle and sits down to have a piss and is consious that somebody outside may think hes got a fanny.

I walked into a toilet and could here a man having a piss he came out looking embarrased I think he probably had cubicle vagina syndrome

by Ca7p1e_lad June 17, 2011

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Dusty Vagina Syndrome

The turning of dust of ones vagina, from lake of use. Also know as DVS. Older less sexually active women suffer for it. Causes can be: Lameness, fatness, ugliness, or many other reasons.

If she doesn't have sex soon, she's going to get Dusty Vagina Syndrome!

by gay and glad August 20, 2009

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FVS - Friendly Vagina Syndrome

A female who does a lot of fucking. A hoe, whore, slut. A woman who shares her pussy with the community, she'll fuck anything or anyone.

I started dating this girl but I had to let her go because she has FVS - Friendly Vagina Syndrome.

I was talking to my boy about how good that pussy was and he told me he and the rest of the football team already knew she apparently has FVS.

by blpinder November 2, 2011

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Massive Upper Vagina Syndrome (MUVS)

A medical condition which consists of a large mass of fatty tissue below the belt or waistline of an overweight woman. The massive upper vagina is much more visible when the woman wears a belt which compresses her plump form, similar to a rubber band around a marshmallow.

Did you see how much weight Seth's mom has gained? Poor woman has a serious case of Massive Upper Vagina Syndrome (MUVS).

by gyatso January 24, 2009

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Old Lady Vagina Syndrome (OLVS)

During your period when your vagina feels like it's sagging (eg. like an old lady) and hurts like it might fall off.

Boy: Hey you wanna hook up tonight?
Girl: I have Old Lady Vagina Syndrome (OLVS)
Boy: What?
Girl: If you come near my vagnia, I will decapitate you
Boy: Well that's a definate no then...

by tangent to your curves May 24, 2010

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Vagina Leg Syndrome (VLS)

Can only be seen when wearing shorts; When someone (commonly found on females) has a large ammount of fat sagging off of the backs of their legs. When the legs are closed together, the fat resembles a vagina.

While running in gym one day, Kim and Tiffany were jogging outside. A girl with Vagina Leg Syndrome (VLS) stops to rest.

Kim: Ew, look at the backs of her legs.

Tiffany: It looks like she has a pussy there or something!

Kim: She definately has Vagina Leg Syndrome.

by theKimbernet July 30, 2008

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