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People often mistake the "vart" as another word for queef, but that is incorrect. A queef is when clean air gets pushed into your vagina. A vart is when you fart and it gets trapped and it sneaks up into your vagina then you vart it out.
"Oh my god sarah I think im going to let out a Vart when i stand up."
Sarah-"Its ok girl ill cough really loud so nobody hears it"
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A queef or quiff, as it is sometimes spelled. It is an expulsion of air made when some dude is punding his meat into some bitch's sloppy puss-hole. Stems from Vagina fART. The experience itself is not terrible, but the word 'vart' is.
When I was fucking your mom, she jumped off my cock and varted in your girlfriend's mouth before your girlfriend started munching her box.
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verb/noun
Vagina fart, but can also be a vegan fart.
According to Frank Warren (author of the postsecret blog), this person varts: Since I became a vegan, my farts smell really bad.
Dude, your varts are awful! Are you sure you still want to be vegan?
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When on your mobile phone and music, video or sounds are unintentionally played loud in a public place causing momentary embarrassment.
Did you just vart? Karen's phone varted in the Mall. How do I stop my phone from varting? Oh, I'm sorry my phone varted.
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a vaginal eruption of smelly gasses.
"*Queeef!* damn girl learn to keep those varts in!"
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a release of air from the vagina, often done inadvertantly after copulation
I though she would let out a vart, but nothing happened.
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