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When a women with an enlarged clit has a male ejaculate over her clit while throwing sugar onto it. Once the sugar has settled the man proceeds to suck it off of her giant clit.
You are so lucky you have an enlarged clit, I wish I could have a Venezuelan Lollipop.
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Quickly and roughly eating someone's ass. Based on the people of Venezuela and their obsession with the posterior.
That blonde girl at the bar freaked out when I told her I wanted to take her out to my truck and give her a venezuelan kiss.
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When a man or a woman deficates on the nipples and belly botton. These pieces of fieces in return look like chocolate chips on a cookie. After deficating, the lover then licks the feces off of the feceted covered body and enjoys the erotic sexual thrill.
Last night, after having taco bell, instead of using the toilet I gave sally a venezuelan cookie to relieve my bathroom needs as well as my sexual needs. Also, i had a second serving of taco bell in doing so.
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A term used to define a person or group of persons from Venezuela with a lack of personality, absurd natiolatism and a exaggerated used of the national flag. Other qualitys are dressing like a rachet prostitute, compulsive use of the national soccer team Tshirt or hat.
Oh my god all those Venzuelans in Panama are so trashy!!
Stop taking bobpics with the flag you are so Venezuelan trash!!
When traveling, the morning of your departure you shit all over the bathroom floor where you are staying and quietly leave before anyone wakes up.
I woke up this morning to find shit all over the bathroom floor. Looks like Maria was in a hurry for the airport and gave me the Venezuelan Goodbye.
Simply put... amazing. While you're fucking a girl doggy style, shit in your right hand (gotta be a solid one) and give your left hand some love too. Proceed to slap shit (simultaneously) in the girl's ears, all while screaming anything spanish you know (doesn't matter what.. doesn't even matter if its spanish as long as it sounds like it)
Girl-oh i love it from behind.. what the *splat* fuck!!?
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its when a chick, preferably from “Petare“, has a yeast infection, is on their period and has genital warts and you fuck her vigorously with a rolling pin. Then you extract the vaginal fluids built up after jamming the rolling pin vagina and bake it in an oven at 400 degrees for 18 minutes.
Note that you have the crust (yeast - bread), the sauce (period), and the cheese (Warts)
I picked up Yulasis and I made a Venezuelan Pizza, with extra cheese since her genital warts had extra puss.
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