Verificating

A word made up by a moron. He meant verifying.

We will be verificating this manual.

Verific

The piece of equipment used to verify an explosive trace detection machine is functioning correctly. Likely to be a liquified chemical substance in the shape of a pen, with airport security staff applying a small amount of substance to a 'clean' swab, in order to check the machines can detect a range of substances.

I need to test the machine on lane 12, has anyone seen the verific?

I'm not sure this verific is working, it's well past its expiration date.

dependent verification audit

A hypocritical corporate phishing /data mining scheme, that demands an employee surrender personally identifiable information to third parties, while at the same time demanding security for the companies own proprietary data. It is sold as product to corporations by data mining companies as a way save money, at the expensive of causing disgruntled employees through potential identity fraud.

Damn, I just got nasty-gram from a dependent verification audit firm demanding my families information. Fucking hypocrites, I would feel safer shopping at Target.