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An old gross asshole that beats women and gets away with it. Is very annoying and pompous.
He should be in jail, he's such a Vernon.
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A kind hearted man who looks forward to life with anything and everything that goes on in life.
Tries hard.
Interested in taking long walks on the beach.
Router god.
Ingred: I have a routing problem.
Vernon: I'm your route.
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a place where you see wives wearing their husbands shirts and missing teeth.
person 1 : look at that ugly woman wearing her husbands shirt.
person 2 : yeah wtf shes missing two front teeth
person 3 : and she smells like pot. she must be from vernon.
person 1 : duh. stupid vernon.
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A place in Northern New Jersey where you can get a fuck load of pot, fuck ugly goths, and try and find niggers of our 25,000 population there is about 10 niggers. Also all the bitches are ugly.
Hey Joe! Lets goto Vernon and get high, then bang some ugly chick!
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noun: pot. not a drug, a gift.
I need more vernons, i'm soberin' up!
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A guy that is usually a guy called hamishs best friend
But vernon secretly hates hamish
Never wants to be around him
Fake friends
Vernons also a word for gay
Omg your boyfriend hit me with his purse hes such a vernon!
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A old guy who is in love with himself and never fails to show it. Vernon is the type to forget your name and call you something based on a key topic in a conversation or his brain will overload. Vernon loves shiny things. Vernon was a window licker as a kid and now made a career out of it.
“Oh that’s Vernon he licks windows it’s a normal thing it will stop in a little bit.”
“Vernon please stop wearing my dresses.”
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