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pocket vetoing

The act of fizzling a date or relationship by ignoring them.

Jerry fizzled the relationship by cold-shouldering her calls and texts: you know, Pocket Vetoing.

by thekappen December 30, 2011

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


girlfriend veto

This is used when the man in question is making a bad decision. The girlfriend has the right to enforce a veto.

Bf: I'm going out with my friends. Were cliff jumping today!
Gf: Youre gonna die. That's a total girlfriend veto.

by LizzieLustmord November 26, 2017


fiancΓ© veto

The power ones fiancΓ© receives that enables them to veto their partners decisions

Guy one: "hey man are you going to the bar tonight?"
Guy two: "nah man I can't. Stacy fiancΓ© vetoed me"

by Mongoose020566 January 21, 2015


Libido veto

A more sophisticated version of the aptly named cockblock, to be used in all instances where cockblock is applicable, and now available as a gender-neutral sex declining measure.

1. As Steve approached Anastasia with a passionate kiss and nuzzled in for the perfect moment, Otherpat walked into the room, and libido vetoed Steve with a vengeance.

2. Knifeboy was with one of his many girlfriends at 11pm, his third score of the night, when his Mom called, and totally libido vetoed him.

by Calisme April 26, 2011

6πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Veto Corleone

nickname for Jeb Bush

Veto Corleone vetoed much government spending in the Florida Statehouse.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Involuntary Veto

Upon any entry by a male into a hole of a partner (we are pro-homo), the partner may perform an Involuntary Veto, accidentally of course. This involves different things for different holes. For a pussy, the female may queef when entered. This mean that the female's vagina has vetoed the instrument (usually a penis). Here's a list of holes and their vetoes:
Pussy - Queef
Anus - Fart
Mouth - Vomit
Ear - Death
Nostril - Sneeze (or in extreme cases, Death)
Empty Eye Socket - Obviously Death

Jane's pussy had an Involuntary Veto on Clark's penis. Superman then ripped her in half.

by Zach P. August 18, 2006

6πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


pocket veto

To use complacence and disinterest to get your significant other to break up with you so you don't have to break up with them.

I didn't have the heart to break up with her, so I pocket vetoed her.

by A-Train Jackson April 20, 2011

10πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž