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martha's vineyard is the most amazing summer get-away that is now being ruined by soccer moms and their little kids, and too many confused tourists. It's certainly not a rich snobby island, unless of course your a rich snobby kid renting a 2 million dollar house for the summer. In fact, most islanders just chill, and most certainly arent rich and snobby. And if you really loved martha's vineyard, you'd choose a day driving up island to chill over partying in oak bluffs everynight...anyday. by the way, MV kicks nantucket's ass.
MV: nantucket, you should just go and erode away because i own you.
Nantucket: your right.
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Literally some average clothing with a whale on it. Everyone buys it for no reason to be "cool"
Like, O M GEE! I got a vineyard vines shirt! I am sooo cool!!!
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Vineyard Vines is a new clothing brand best known for its brightly colored polo shirts and colorful ribbon belts. It has not yet been tarnished by GDI's, and it is not sold in department stores or malls. the logo is a really cool looking whale.
Preppy guy- should i wear my green or pink Vineyard Vines belt with this?
Girl- definetley the green on with the mermaids on it
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The act of filling one's anal cavity to capacity with grapes.
Jerry just gave himself a full Martha's Vineyard
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MV is the shit. In the summer it is the dankest place there is. Edgartown is not all that bad, granted there are a lot of preppy kids but they arent all that annoying and snobby. Edgartown is an easy place for good, clean girls that wont put out unless you get them drunk. Go to the Paper Store and watch the Shocker in action he'll show you how its done. Bottom line, GO TO MV
Island/Summer resident: Hey how are you, what is your name.
Girl Tourist: Hey, im Amanda, im visiting Martha's vineyard for a week.
Island/Summer resident: Thats cool, you wanna hang out with us tonight, theres a beach party only a mile from here.
Girl Tourist: Yea definetly.
Island/Summer resident: Alright let's go, we will show you what MV is really about.
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The best clothing company ever made
Hey man, is that tie Vineyard Vines?
Pffft, you know it!
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Once considered generally cool, this brand of preppy retail clothing has since become symbolic with certain upper-class groups dedicated to furthering only themselves.
Almost exclusively made in China. Poorly made and ill-fitting, they usually come in obnoxious pastels.
Still popular with wealthy, status-obsessed, young, white males and prep-school students (see The 1%). Also popular with wealthy, status-obsessed, young, white males in private school fraternities.
Chad went to the frat party wearing his best vineyard vines outfit - a pink polo shirt and red Bermuda shorts - in hopes that the house president would instantly recognize he was a man of wealth and status. Chad wanted to experience the frat's exclusive access to the best drugs, women and legal counsel.
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