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A sweaty and sus 12 year old who plays fortnite and absolutely ass rapes people to compensate for being Cummed in when they were 7
Oh no there’s a Virgin Mary on the top of the hill
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Noun: A person who is smoking marijuana for the first time, usually followed by excessive coughing and a repeating statement of "I'm so high."
The Virgin Mary Jane began eating all of my pizza rolls and kept saying "I'm so high."
That pussy only took one hit.
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That horrible panic a girl gets when her period is late... even though she has never come close to having sex.
Jane: "Joan, I'm so worried! My period is late! What if I am miraculously pregnant?!"
Joan: "Sounds like Virgin Mary Syndrome."
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An extremely attractive young evangelical who frustrates mankind by refusing to allow anyone to sample her fine genetic attributes. Whilst occasionly this condition can be cured by marriage, in general, such women will shamelessly parade both their physical magnificance and their moral superiority before all men in order to satisfy their relentless desire for universal recognition. Virgin Mary Syndrome is commonly abbreviated to VMS.
Matt: Hey babe, grab your coat love, you've pulled.
Joanna: Sorry Matthew (whilst stroking his arm and pitying his damnation), I'm not that kind of girl, but you're welcome to come to my prayer meeting tomorrow morning.
Matt: Goddamit Jo, Brad told me had Virgin Mary Syndrome. Anyway, so have you seen Candi around?
That which was ripped wide open and torn asunder when the Messiah was born. In keeping with the belief of immaculate conception, Jesus Christ must have been the one to rip his own mother's hymen, and in a way pop his own mother's cherry. This can be used as an explanation for his odd behavior later in life.
Many christians celebrate the breaking of the Virgin Mary's hymen on the 25th of December every year.
The Virgin Mary's hymen got all torn and bloody, hahaha.
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When a girl is completley convinced that she is pregnant despite there being no possible way that she is because she either hasn't had sex in weeks/months or is still a virgin.
"Is Sarah okay"
"Yeah, she is just having Virgin Mary syndrome."
"Does her boyfriend know?"
A girl who either has the name of Mary and is a slut, or one who tries to act like a virgin but everyone knows is a slut.
I saw a not so virgin Mary at church today. She should not have been there.
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