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Alaskan Marriage Vows

a sexual (homosexual) act in which each man takes a turn to fill his condom with sherbet, put it on, and proceed with anal sex for a surprisingly icey experience

Even though Frank doesn't like popsicles, he agreed to the idea of exchanging Alaskan Marriage Vows after seeing Alex's extremely hot, naked body.

by homopopculture May 18, 2005


Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.

This is a pangram, and it is the coolest sounding pangram.

Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.

by HELLBOY JAGO March 23, 2021


The Vows of Korrui

The rules of the Korrui religion.

The Vows of Korrui as listed from the Büq o' Ksadowce are as follows:
1. "I vow to not fight back until you have hit the ground at least once, unless necessary in order to protect someone else from harm."
2. "I vow to not tell lies, must necessary in order to protect someone else from harm."
3. "I vow to only use supplies that were either given to you, made by you, were found by you, or were bought by you for any project."
4. "I vow to always repays my debts."
5. "I vow to never choose to give up what I cannot bear to loose."
6. "I vow to never weep for chose not to fight for to keep."
7. "I vow to do no harm."

The Vows of Korrui are listed in the Büq o' Ksadowce

by Historics Society December 19, 2020


vow movement

The moment you sit down to write you’re wedding vows, you have a vow movement! Or when you get aggravated at writing your vows, you have an irritable vow movement!

Baby, when I was writing my vows, guess what I had?

- A vow movement!

Gosh I’m over these vows!! They’re pissing me off to the point that it’s giving me an irritable Vow syndrome!

by TaraHaspel4 October 29, 2020


Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.

Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow is a sentence with every letter in the alphabet in it and is objectively cooler than 'the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog'

Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.

by JokesWithFriends February 25, 2024


vows

a deep in area

As she was traveling through newark, nj she said, “I’m in the vows of New Jersey.”

by ninjamaster November 25, 2022


vowe

Everything, and nothing at that same time

Vowe? Vowe.

by Platapus nipple March 01, 2020