vuvuzela

A: A plastic horn that makes an obnoxious, droning, buzzing sound. Much like soccer (football) fans trying to argue that their 300 year old sport is relevant and/ or interesting.

B: The mouth of a soccer fan. Typical of 13 year old boys going through puberty.

Good old boy #1: Did you see that man-boy stuffed in the toilet at the bar last night?
Good old boy #2: That was awesome!
Good old boy #1: Yeah I put him in there. He kept droning on about how great FIFA is so I stuffed him in there. I asked him nicely to keep his vuvuzela shut but he refused so I put him in the shitter where he belongs.
Good old boy #2: Thank you, you are a great American!

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vuvuzela

The chagrin of lotuses everywhere.

Lotus: I am fucking tired of these god damn vuvuzelas.

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vuvuzela

n. a horn blown by African people.

That nigga won't stop blowin that vuvuzela, so i shot him.

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Vuvuzela

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Vuvuzela/Fan #1: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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Vuvuzela

An annoying, long plastic horn blown by African fans (especially South Africans) during football (soccer) matches. Unlike cheering or clapping, vuvuzelas are blown in a non-stop, monotone manner throughout an entire match.

They made the 2010 FIFA World Cup sound like a giant hive of angry bees.

Vuvuzela Fan #1: BBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Vuvuzela Fan #2: BBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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Vuvuzela

The only thing in the world more obnoxious than a British football fan.

Vuvuzela: Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Footy fan: Bawwwwwwwwwwww!

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Vuvuzela

A term used by socialists to mock neoliberals for their fundamental misunderstanding about socialism and why Venezuela fell into crisis.

There were many factors that contributed to Venezuela's crisis, but the most obvious was the country's heavy reliance on oil for its economy, which lead to it collapsing when the price fell. Additionally, most of the country has been in private hands, such as 70% of the economy, 50% of the healthcare, and 80% of the workforce. If we went off these metrics, Norway, Denmark, etc. would be socialist, but rather, they're considered social democracies, which is a more friendlier version of capitalism to the people in said country (but not considered socialist).

Neoliberal: Venezuela was socialist and collapsed because of it, therefore socialism doesn't work.
Socialist: Vuvuzela no iPhone 100 billion dead