Wail

When a fail is so epic, it becomes a win

"Dude, you have over 400 socks and not a single matching pair?"

"I know. Its such a wail."

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Wail

1. To engage relentlessly in any activity. i.e. having sex, eating, smoking, drinking, working. Indulgence.

Damn, I'm about to wail on that girl. or Let me wail on that cigarette.

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Wailing

Derived from the trend of planking, bating, and owling. Originated in Chicago, IL; it involves the opening of ones mouth, a surprised facial expression, and the deliverance of a guttural utterance while standing perfectly still. The sound that is made resembles that of a vocally challenged person moaning aggressively with a closed throat.

Bob: "Hey Jim, what are you doing?"

Jim: "Well, I'm just about to go to the store to get some milk and *wailing* AHHHHUUUUGHHHHAHHHHH!"

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Wail

A combination of a win and a fail.

That guy just did a 20 foot grind, but then his board slipped!
What a wail!

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Wail

A piece of shit - a person

wail, you're such a piece of shit

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WAIL

An acronym for "Worry About It Later"

Bro 1: Dude, water is coming in through the ceiling, Rod must have fallen asleep in the tub again.
Bro 2: Should I go wake him up?
Bro 1: WAIL. Hit front cup and I'll get balls back.

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wailing will

I kid who screams his ass off while being buttfucked.

stop screaming you wailing will your parents will find us.

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