walnuts

John McCain. So named because he looks like he's storing walnuts in his oddly distended cheeks and jowls.

I saw walnuts on the TV today, looking like some kind of malformed barnacle.

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Walnut

(Wal-nut) Pronounced: "Wall" and "nut"
A term widely known for Marijuana. Those who use it are on the rather cooler side than the other Pecs (Pecans.) The term "Walnut" originates in the upper east side. Some refer to it as God, but others call it Whoopi Goldberg. One that takes part in such activities may be referred to as a "Nut." When one consumes Walnut, they often becomes "Nuts."

"Damn. I gotta get me some Walnut, so I can go nuts later, Nut."

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walnuts

Absolutely repulsive nuts.

Walnuts are fucking gross..they ruin muffins etc.

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Walnut

This is when the male homo sapien ejaculates on his vertical room divider. He will have accomplished a fulfilled a wallnut.

AAHHUHHUH...damn man i just walnutted

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Walnut

When you jerk off in a Walmart and you bust a nut.

Jeff, "Bro I just had a walnut dude"
Bob, "What the absolute fuck".

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walnut

some fucking ass nerd who doesnt know how to dress

generally seen dropping their books on the floor and pushing their glasses up the bridge of their noses

"Man, I just saw your sixth grade picture, did you only wear turtlenecks?"

"Yeah, I was such a walnut."

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walnut

A sexual position in which you place the womans legs together which appears to make a walnut.

I placed her legs together and cracked the walnut.

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