Waluigi is the sexiest man alive. One of his aliases is Jesus Christ. He is beyond powerful, he is even more powerful than Golden Experience Requiem. If he had a stand its power would be overwhelming sexiness that if you looked at him you would be caught in an infinite time loop of staring at his back but youβd never see his smexy face. He is even more powerful than our other God Stalin. All hail Waluigi
When I drowned in the pool, I saw Waluigiβs hand reach out for me and I was saved
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wario's brother that needs more attention then luigi
Waluigi: ima sick of everyone dislikin mah bro
why dont i have any game title out there yet?
luigi needs to die
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He will smash you so hard on the switch. he is so good that he cant be in baby games like super smash baby's or super toenail party. He wants to be a god. instead he is stuck being rejected. Waluigi Fucked Nintendo So hard That He Wont Be Able To Be In Super Smash Bros Anyday soon. And Thats a good thing. Waluigi Isnt A Fucking Peasant. Waluigi Wants To WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA On Adult Games Like Fuck You 69 or Tea For 2. (BOOTY)
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The greatest Mario Bros. character ever. He is the most overpowered assist trophy in Smash and the best racer in Mario Kart. Without the pointy-chinned god in purple, nobody would even care about any of the games in the Mario Bros. franchise
Anonymous Loser: Mario is the best character in the Mario Bros. franchise because he is the title character of the greatest video game in the history of video games
Me, an intellectual: Waluigi number one, oh yeah
The sexiest man in all of the world. No one can rival him except our glorious lord Tachanka. That moustache is sexy enough to seduce anyone and he should be in super smash bros not just an assist trophy
#WaluigiForSmashBros
Wow ,waluigi is so sexy. He should definitely be in smash
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Ahhhhh waluigi didnt get into smash ultimate whyyyyyyy...
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