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Receiving a wank on the day of wednesday
Hey jack, snowys gone over to waitroses for wank off wednesday
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Stimulating ones penis by the use of the hands. (For example: rubbing the penis with the hands until ejaculation)
Wank me off= when someone rubs a persons penis with the use of their hands until they cum.
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What a man (or woman) does to pass the time of day if he so wishes.
"Where's Ginner?"
"Wanking dead dogs off at the side of the road"
"Oh"
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The action of touching ones genitalia and jacking off to your own works or your own art, especially in front of everyone digitally.
Boy 1: *jacks off to his typed out role play on a forum*
Girl 1/Boy 1’s Alt: *roleplaying by himself*
Boy 2: I checked your IP address, and that “girl” is you, mate. You’re a total E-Wank/E-Jack Off.
Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
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