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A stupid person who thinks they are emo, a person who made their parents take them to footlocker so they could buy a pair of converse and only own one black t shirt that they wear everyday and deny that they've been wearing the same nightmare before Christmas shirt for two months. They have virtually no idea how to wear makeup and sneaks their mom's black eyeshadow or results to coloring on their eyes with a black pastel crayon, claiming that it is makeup. An emo wannabe is a total poser who is too afraid to actually cut themselves and usually just scratch themselves with a bent paperclip and try's to pass it off as "scars" when you don't even break the skin.
Emo: *talking to other emos* Guys, that slipknot concert Saturday was like, so awesome I almost screamed like a stupid conformist fan.
Emo wannabe walks over: I know, right?!
Emo: umm, what are you doing?
Emo Wannabe: Oh, just um, talking to my fellow emos!
Emo: your not emo, you poser
Emo Wannabe: yeah I am! Look at my scars (shows emos faint red marks on wrist) and my totally awesome Gir backpack I got from Hot Topic the other day, its like, way cool!
Emo: Stfu emo wannabe, get a life.
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How could anybody be an emo wannabe? All emos are wannabes!
Emo kid: Nobody likes me!
Everyone else: STFU you're annoying... and emo wannabes don't exist...
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A paradox, since Emos themselves are wannabe goths/vampires.
Emo: Oh boo hoo my lifes so hard I wish I was a vampire
Emo Wannabe: Oh boo hoo my lifes so hard I wish I was a vampire
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Someone who likes the emo culture and wants to be part of it but doesn't cut themselves or even feel remotely sad, just wants to "fit in" which defeats the whole objest of emo anyway!!!
Emo Kid: I cut myself all the time
Emo Wannabe: Erm, yeah, me too, 'cause like I'm an emo right?
Emo Kid: Lets see your scars
Emo Wannabe: Erm, I gotta go... Mum's calling me for erm, tea.
Emo Kid: Whatever!
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one of those little puny fools who have geeky friends, and they see all the cool emo kids and think i am gonna be like that so they go out and they get some blond hair dye and a fridge cut in because there mum wouldn't allow any black, so they look like a total trendy boy. they then proceed to buy some baggy black trousers that look like school jeans. once they get used to wearing black they follow there friends who are emos and get some skin tight drain pipes so that they look like little ass holes. they also say that they listen to all the emocore music but when you look at there iPod all there is is weird music like Frankie goes to Hollywood and that shitty zombie nation song. these little wannabes get on everyones nerves as they think they are the real deal but everyone nos that they are little wannabes that order child like t-shirts that look like the cool ones the emos wear and they get gay bright color hoodies HEY GUESS WHAT EMOS LIKE BLACK do some research.
GAHHH they make me so angry
emo: hey have you heard sonny more left form first to last?
emo wannabe: errrr who?
emo: you no the lead sinmger of FFTL?
emo wannabe: oh yeah i forgot
emo wannabe: check out my yellow hoodie
emo: dude i like black
emo wannabe: mummy i got the wrong thing.
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