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When having a FFM threesome, and the guy gives both girls simultaneous hand jobs to make them squirt at the same time.
Last night was amazing! We had a threeway and I got to wash both hands at the same time!
When you “wash” your bedsheets by just spraying them with air freshener.
“Oh the bed smells nice! Did you wash the sheets?”
“No I just did a hillbilly hand wash”
“What’s that?”
“I sprayed it with the air freshener”
A advertizing slogan that companies use
Stay safe and wash your hands with dove.
What the hell is wrong with you. You just took a shower and your already washing your hands, wtf
Bf: u wash your hands after a shower?
Gf:yeah u?
Bf: I don't think we can be together anymore
Gf: why?
Bf: washing your hands after a shower? Like who does that! See ya NEVER!
Gf: hey there's more people that like me anyways
Washing hands means to smoke, usually used among underaged smokers so that they aren’t suspected of smoking
Tom “ hey dude, wanna wash hand after dinner?”
Greg “ yea sure”
Something nobody does anymore unless there is somebody else in the restroom
-Hey dude, do you like washing hands?
-You know that nobody does that anymore.
-Oh yeah...