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When a French teacher decides to watch Ratatouille with her class despite there being exam blocks in 2 lessons that literally decide half of the student's fucking ATAR score.
AY WE'VE GOT 3 LESSONS UNTIL EXAMS WE NEED TO GET ONTO SOME WORK
*LITERALLY 5 SECONDS LATER*
OLIVER QUIET! AY LET'S WATCH A MOVIE!
a term more commonly used as a code while a couple, man and hairier man, go to "hook up." Derived from latin america, the term "watching penguin movies" is used by beaners and prepubescent middle school couples.
Hey Frameron I love "Watching Penguin movies," with you want to do it again? yes I sure would JEWlie, I have to trim my pubes first.
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Most effective way to initiate sexual behavior without actually saying "do you want to engage in sexual behavior" Works well with drunk girls, Everybody knows that no one ever wants to just "come over to watch a movie"
(sexual tention is at an all time high)
Erika: Sew, what dew yew wanht tew dew?
Matt: do you want to watch a movie?
Erika: wat movie?!?!!!1
Matt: Just get on the couch.
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The way guys convince girls to come over to get fucked. It makes it sound as if the guy wants to hang out instead of have sex. If you do watch a movie, you usually end up not finishing the whole thing.
Kris-Do you want to watch a movie? My place is good.
Sarah-Sure! What movie?
Kris- It doesn't matter, it's not like we'll finish it anyway.
Sarah-Wait, why?
Kris-You'll see.
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The 15 of october all boyfriends have to go to their girlfriends house and cuddle and watch movie
Boy1: do you wanna play fortnite this evening?
Boyfriend: no i cant it is ” watch a movie and cuddle with your girlfriend ” day today.
Who needs to watch a whole movie nowadays? The first ten minutes give you enough of the story, while the last thirty minutes contain most of the movie's action.
It's the 10/30 method.
I must give credit to Javier for this one.
I watched District 9 using the 10/30 movie watching method. Great movie.
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Watch Full HD Movies & TV Shows is a niche meme/reference, used as a non sequitur joke/punchline. It originated on the Facebook page for Certified Kinobot, a bot that generates screencaps of movies and TV shows when given a specific command line by users, amongst a number of other features. The first known instance of Watch Full HD Movies & TV Shows was tied to a requested frame from Avengers Endgame (2019), specifically frame #2331. Because the bot was using a torrented copy to generate the frame, this resulted in Steve Rogers (Captain America) appearing to say the phrase "Watch Full HD Movies & TV Shows" after his "No I Don't Think I Will" line. This is because the embedded captions for the film were altered by the torrent uploader for advertising their torrent website.
After this first frame was requested and posted on Facebook, many reacted to it with a mixture of amusement and bewilderment. Soon after, users began using the bot's "swap" feature to insert the "Full HD Movies" quote into frames from other films. Several examples include the phrase being switched with "How would you like some ice cream, doc" in The Shining, and "you will not laugh, you will not cry" in Full Metal Jacket. Over several years, the joke became more and more frequently used and referenced in the comments on Kinobot posts, with Facebook users re-arranging the requested movie quotes to incorporate the "Full HD Movies" line.
Normal movie quote
Watch Full HD Movies & TV Shows
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