Waxy Fruit (noun) - a term used to describe a homosexual person who has not told anyone of his/her sexual orientation see in the closet
"Did you see John? He's a total waxy fruit."
It’s like a wet Willy except from your ear to another’s mouth.
Wet willy’s Are for pussies, taste my waxy willy.
When a woman has such a severe hangover her makeup runs off — giving the appearance of a waxy face
Claire and Emma were in the midst of a severe hangover. It was so severe in fact that they both had waxy face and felt really ugly — they couldn't wait to get home and get the wet wipes out.
to give a man a very loose, yet painful, hand job. typically resulting in him forgetting to call you the next day.
Jim: Man, that bitch from the club gave me a waxy bertha last night. I thought I was going to bleed out my dick.
A bag of heroin; called a waxy due to the small wax bag it comes in.
When someone enters a taxi to find the interior coated in seamen.
“Bro I’m taking an Uber last time I used a taxi it was a waxy taxi”